A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the entrance, the doorman greets him: "Hi Dave, how are you?"

In my dream today, some guy was reading instructions to me from a book. In English. He sounded so calm and confident. I listened, and I understood everything. The thing is, while I can understand English, I’m actually really bad at speaking it. Whenever I need to say something, it’s all: "Uh… um… wel…

The difference between Russians and Japanese is that Russians still can't forgive Americans for Hiroshima.

I'm livin' large and my website stats is stupid 'Cause I just visited real website and dupe it. Site, site baby... Extremely low life baby...