About cats and dogs

A dog can learn up to 250 words and count up to 5. This corresponds to a human age of - 3 years. The cat wanted to shit on all your studies, words and numbers. This corresponds to human age - 42 years.

No Country for Old Men

Llewelyn Moss stumbles upon dead bodies, $2 million and a hoard of heroin in a Texas desert, but methodical killer Anton Chigurh comes looking for it, with local sheriff Ed Tom Bell hot on his trail. The roles of prey and predator blur as the violent pursuit of money and justice collide.

Half-Life 2

Released: Nov 16, 2004
Genre: First person shooter
Developer and Publisher: Valve
Platform: PC (Windows)
Interface language: Multilingual
Voice language: English, French, German, Italian, Russian and others
Multiplayer: Included (Deathmatch)
Version: build 5856545 from 11/20/2020 – with all episodes (Non-Steam)

Description: “Half-Life 2” – is a next chapter of the cult “Half-Life” story, which saw the light 6 years after the original was released. Players will again have to control the unchanging Gordon Freeman, who regains consciousness on Earth, and realizes that he is in the near future.

All power in this future belongs to an alien government calling itself the Alliance. This Alliance drove all the people on the planet into cities, forcing them to obey. Gordon has to fix this. And although his path is not short, and the goals change quite often, this only gives the game a special originality, making the plot even more interesting.

Download: https://se7en.ws/half-life-2/?lang=en

American Truck Simulator

Release date: February 2, 2016
Genre: Simulator
Developer and publisher: SCS Software
Platform: PC (Windows)
Interface language: English, French, German, Italian, Russian and others
Multiplayer: Available
Version: 1.45.2.1s from 8/2/2022

Description: Simulators are a genre of games that allows us to feel ourselves in the role of a racer, shooter, hunter. But this is all trite, and, at times, has nothing to do with life. Want to play the game of life? Then hurry up to download American Truck Simulator.

The project will teach you how to be a trucker. There is no casualness like in standard racing simulators. American Truck is a combination of strategy and economics. The game will teach you strategic thinking and show you the basics of heavy haulage. The key component is driving, the first person view can help you feel the game.

You can download the torrent version of American Truck Simulator from our website. The version of the game has the latest updates + a special launcher for flexible settings.

Download: https://se7en.ws/american-truck-simulator/?lang=en

Trash Stories

Everyone leaves money in winter jackets so that a pleasant surprise will turn out for the season. I found a used condom with mold inside in a winter jacket 😐 


When I was 5 years old, in the kindergarten, I heard the phrase "Beat, means love." When they took me home, I decided to show my mother how much I love her. I go up to her and give her enough strong slap. Mother in awe looks at me and says son, are you fucked? And she gave me such a slap in response that I passed out. 


My classmate had a thoroughbred fluffy dog named Pipi. In the first grade, the lesson was about pets. He proudly announced to the whole class: “I have a Pipi! Come to my house and I'll show you! You can even touch it, it's small." The teacher is shocked. 


I am a funny person, I laugh at many things, but when I heard my lady's vagina farting air, I screamed for a week ... 


Today I was walking home, and a couple of lovers walked in front of me ... The girl's laces on her sneakers were untied, and she stopped to tie them, but the guy did not notice this and went on ... Well, I overtook the girl and was about to overtake guy, as he abruptly turned around and kissed me on the lips! FUCK YOUR LIPS! You should have seen the face of the guy who looked at me in shock, and the wild neighing of the girl all over the street! She apologized through laughter, grabbed the guy by the hand, and they left! By the way, it was my first kiss... I hate you, creature... 


Scammers from bank first swindled the stupid chick for money, and then forced her to strip naked and stand in the pose of a star, supposedly this is a test from the bank's robot. You will never find a dumber person than this chick. How do I know this chick? This is my aunt. 


I decided to introduce my girlfriend to the parents. Invited her home for dinner. Everything went well until I got sick and they sent me to a room to lie down, where I fell asleep. A couple of hours later, I woke up and found my girlfriend drinking vodka with my dad, while smoking right in the room and making obscene jokes. I'm in shock, and dad said "get married." 


The guy is a fan of jokingly waving personal belongings. I don’t know what kind of joke it is, but either he shows a helicopter, or an elephant, or just waves, or a ball rolls out of his shorts, attracting attention. It always annoyed me a little, because. looks the most ridiculous. But all my requests to stop were ignored. And recently, the guy wanted to get a cat. I don’t particularly like flea carriers of all kinds, but since he wants it that way, please. The first thing the cat did when he arrived at our house was to grab the guy's "trunk" with his claws when he once again began to swing it. Then the hunt for personal belongings began in general - as soon as the cat sees at least a little bare flesh, it begins to attack. In general, now the guy keeps everything to himself, and I suddenly realized that cats are nothing like that, normal)) 


A lot of guys break the bridle on their dick during sex, and I tore the bridle under the tongue during pussy eating ... Just Mr. Luck 


The other day a girl told me that she wants to be raped, she wants to be rude. Well, I got the hint. On the trail. a week later I came to her, started molesting, she resisted, started pushing me away, everything was fine .. It all ended with me starting to beat her and she kicked me out screaming .. I left and the next day found out that she had written a statement against me ... 

I'm trying to convey to my girlfriend that there is "men's food, dishes" and a woman should not eat them, but these are: barbecue, steaks, salads such as Olivier, sausage, salmon, ham, burgers, pilaf, rolls, sweets (except for fruits, their woman can ). My girlfriend can't hear or understand me. Women's food is: yogurt, vegetable salad, a little cheese, buckwheat, rice). Many women (I read the forum sometimes, they write that they have enough yogurt and apples for the whole day and even a lot, that’s all and right, a woman by nature practically doesn’t feel hunger, it’s not given to her). 

My girlfriend is just stupid! Bought birth control pills. He says, come on, let everything down into me, I'm protected! That's exactly what I did. Then he offered to repeat, she takes another candle and sticks it in her ass! I'm shocked! "Did you do that before last time too?" "Yes!" - answers! Candles, damn it, are ginal! Well, how can I raise a child with this fool now ?! 

I was talking with a guy about fetishes, I found out that he wants to shit in my mouth 😐 

Today in the shopping center toilet I heard how in the next stall a grandmother persuaded her granddaughter to wash away the poop. To which the granddaughter replied that these were her poop and she was not going to give them to the sewer, and with wild crying she asked to put them in a bag and take them home ... 


I have acquaintances and they often speak newfangled words (such as krinzh, rofl). I'm embarrassed to keep asking what they mean. It's a shame when they answer me that I'm ancient. They often write and speak in abbreviated words, such as lp or kr. I just want to hit them and say that they wrote normally, the keyboard is free .. 


Guys, let's all confess, we all piss around the edges of the toilet to wash off the stuck shit 


I live with a girl. There was once a case, I was returning home after a hard day at school. I had the keys, but if the door is closed inside, then the dick will open it with the key. In general, I start knocking on the door, no one opens. I was crazy, knowing that my girlfriend is 100% at home, I understand that something has happened, I start gouging the fuck out so that all the neighbors climbed out. One neighbor got out, she says that she saw how she brought the guy and he didn’t seem to leave. I’m wildly freaking out here, I just start to put out the door with my feet and fists, but the bitch is silence, not a single rustle. I understand that I will have to open it, since she also did not answer calls. I wrote to her friend to call her, MB is really afraid to open, she didn’t pick up the phone anyway. I went for an hour and a half and fucking. Already desperate and calling the door opening service, like here, mine opens the door. What do you think, she was fucking SLEEPING 😶 P.S. Neighbor confused mine with another chick 


I hate cottages in terms of growing all kinds of vegetables and fruits. As a child, my grandparents had THREE dachas, and my parents and I were thrown from dacha to dacha, like a slave from plantation to plantation ... I think that if you need to grow something in the dacha, then only for pleasure and in reasonable quantities because it's all in stores and at affordable prices! 

As a child, in the summer I was always sent to my grandmother for the holidays, so for many years I thought that it was always summer in the village. You should have seen my face when I arrived in the village for the New Year. 


I have been working in the library for a long time. During this time I saw many different people, but one man was most remembered. He always came in women's clothes, sometimes in a wig, and in the summer he even shaved his legs. As it turned out, a consequence of concussion. More than a year does not appear, but it's a pity. Despite the strange appearance, he was an interesting interlocutor. 


Almost five months without sex. The other day I watched porn and burst into tears when a guy and a girl began to kiss gently after a hard fuck. I'm an incorrigible romantic fool :(( 


I fondly remember my student days. In our group, by the last year, in the fifth round, everyone slept with each other. Everyone was so friendly and nice, like a big Swedish family. And no one has ever offended anyone in any way, neither girls nor boys. Whoever wanted with whom - they slept with that, well, unless of course there was a mutual desire. Oh, to repeat those few wonderful years ... 


My husband and I have a code word for sex, and that word is "cake." Very comfortably. You can discuss anywhere which cake is better to bake in the evening: with whipped cream or with chocolate cream.

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