Today, I got a new body wash – nothing fancy, just a regular one. I used to buy Old Spice, but this time I went for something cheaper. It was time for a shower. I washed my hair, and just as I reached for the body wash, I farted really badly. Not realizing it was going to be such a stinky one, I opened the body wash cap. Usually, you can smell what it’s supposed to smell like right away. But in this case, just as I opened it, my stinky fart hit my nose. I was thinking, ‘What the hell? This body wash smells like a thousand asses! What kind of body wash scent is that?