Today my 17-year-old son invited a girl to visit. She froze and threw on a blanket, and he was going to prepare a heating pad for her as well.
Today I mistakenly threw a photo of an excited member to my boss, and he sent me his own in response.
Today, when we were making love with a friend, she exclaimed: “54!”. I asked her what it meant. “You have 54 slats on the ceiling,” she replied.
Today I introduced my parents to my girlfriend, with whom we have been dating for 2 months. Everything was going well until my slightly chatty father said: “Now that our son is with you, he will stop masturbating to hentai all day long! Although …”.