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The "real" CEO
Just hear it CEO, Owner, The founder of… Heavy sound to it, isn't it?
We all seen the movies when we were little, when a guy tells a girl he's a CEO of whatever. Wow! Success. We want to be that.
Now days it's simple. Create a domain name and some frontend. That's it. You are now the CEO, Owner, The founder of… Who is going to check? A girl at the bar? She never went further than the twitter comments section. Never fact check anything. No need, she heard a key word, «CEO». Heard of google? Yes, well, similar to that. Why your shoes got holes? Well, I got «Steve Jobs style» attitude. And now in her head she is a wife of «Successful, google like, CEO». Blah blah fucking blah.
And in the morning, just tell her that you have no income at all. Technically, you didn't lie at all. The word «CEO» was enough for her mind to create your Successful business model on her own.
©Mad
How are you?
Back in a day there was this one movie about Russian guy coming to United states. I'm not gonna go in to details what it was about, but he has been there for a week or so. He met Russian woman that has been there for 20 years and he askes her:
— Listen, what is «How are you?» in English?
— «How are doing or how are you». (she explains in Russian)
«And what, they all interested in how I'm doing?»
— No, not interested.
«Then why do they ask?»
— Just because. Everything here is just because, except for the money.
And this has been proven pretty much every day since I came to US. Logic of that is «Nothing in here matters except for the Money».
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt? Shifting from a happy, jolly, talkative person to a dull human who's no longer interested in anything.
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