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It's nap time
I used to think being 30 was old but now I realize it's the same as being 20, except less attractive and more hatred for things like noise, crowds, others, Social trends, social media, unattended grass, teenagers, loud cars and medically suggested dietary options.
Loud faggots
If you are the owner of a screaming motorcycle, if you are a creature driving a faggot car with tuning and screaming speakers at night, know this: you are hated and cursed by all the respectable residents of those houses past which you rush at night to a gathering of your own kind of faggots.
And don't ask for proof, it's a well-known fact: you are faggot. Maybe you haven't been fucked in the ass traditionally, but you are definitely a faggot.
That's it, fuck off to your kind.
Humanity in a nutshell
The days when looking at the news or a video clip of someone being murdered or committing a mass murder and feeling shocked are over. Now, you just see it as, well, a normal phenomenon, and move on, like gas prices going up: “Oh well, that’s normal.”
Nothing special, just another casual day. You’re more surprised if no one dies that day. “Oh, that’s new,” you think. “Wonder what happened? Who’s slacking?”
Not too fucking bright
Consumption. It’s the new national pastime. Fuck baseball. It’s consumption. The only true lasting American value that’s left. Buying things. Buying things. People spending money they don’t have on things they don’t need. MONEY THEY DON’T HAVE ON THINGS THEY DON’T NEED. So they can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying 18 percent interest on something that cost 12.50. And they didn’t like it when they got it home anyway! Not too bright, folks. Not too fucking bright.
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