It's my buddy's birthday. He doesn't drink alcohol. I decided to congratulate him without further ado, like, here are box of candy for you to seduce women, and here are condoms to avoid consequences! In the store, I put a box of Ferrero Rocher at the checkout and a pack of Durex.
Cashier, winking:
- You should get some champagne as well?
Me:
- He doesn't drink…