Walking excuses

Real life example
- My mail / 1s / Internet does not work!
- Did you restart your computer?
Yes, three times...
I go to the console. Uptime 10 days. Force reboot remotely
- oh, but I lost everything, my important documents were not saved.

And yes, fuck it, to be honest. Don't fucking lie to the sysadmin

If you are normal, you have got to be MAD!