In a zombie apocalypse, the first thing you need to do is run to the sports store and grab all the protein!

Firstly, who knows how long it lasts.

Secondly, in a post-apocalyptic world, protein is in short supply, and protein doesn't make you hungry for a long time.

Thirdly, protein powder jars are big, so you can store anything in them. Or you can cut holes in them and wear them on your hands and head for protection!

I understand, the idea is brilliant, but I'm shocked myself.