Read aloud
A friend of mine is an equestrian. Yesterday, we got into a bit of an argument about sports. I told her that horseback riding doesn't actually build muscle. To prove my point, I decided to play the part of the horse. She climbed onto my back.
The following dialogue ensued:
Me: Come on, then—squeeze me with your legs.
Her: Maybe we shouldn't?
Me: What, too scared?
Anyway—long story short: I’m currently lying in the hospital with two broken ribs on my left side and one on my right. Never play "horsey" with an equestrian.