Read aloud
A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.
At the entrance, the doorman greets him:
"Hi Dave, how are you?"
Wife: "How does he know you?"
Dave: "Oh honey, I play football with him."
Once inside, the bartender calls out:
"The usual, Dave?"
Dave: (to his wife) "Before you say anything, he’s on my bowling team."
Next, a stripper walks up to them:
"Hi Dave, do you want the special again?"
Furious, the wife storms out, dragging Dave behind her, and jumps into a taxi.
The taxi driver turns around and says:
"Hey Dave, boy! You picked up an ugly one this time!"