The guy taking out a loan for an iPhone for a girl - that’s only half the battle. I have an acquaintance who took out a loan to pay for silicone implants for some broad. And she laid down an ultimatum…

I was walking home when I saw some guy beating up a girl. I decided to step in, and a brawl broke out with that fucking pig. The end result? The cops got called, and the girl filed a report against me…

Aston Martin commissioned a special series of 40 named and numbered editions of the V8 Vantage to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Aston Martin victories at Le Mans in the World Sportscar championshi…

"I Wrote This Song in 94"

It was 1990. My dad, who was young at the time, got drunk in the village with some buddies and, somehow failing to make it all the way home, fell asleep next to a haystack. In the morning, he woke up…

So, there was this one time I went on an "extreme" date—one I might not have even made it back from alive... It was around 2010, the heyday of facebook. I was messaging back and forth with this gorgeo…