Let’s be honest—standard emojis are a bit... boring. They look different on every phone, they’re static, and they just don’t have that classic energy we love here at MadWay. We decided it was time to s…

In our village next door there is an empty house. Previously, a family lived there, the old people died, and the children moved away. Periodically, the youngest son of the deceased owners of the house…

After the wedding, she went on her honeymoon to the Caribbean all by herself. The catch was that the groom had a severe allergy to the sun and couldn't be out in it. The groom began his speech with the…

After Musk turned on auto-translate on Twitter, We were surprised to learn that other countries are also full of fucking idiots...

My girlfriend wanted 69. I asked what it was. She said, "Well, lie down and I'll show you." I lay down. She squatted over my face and accidentally farted. She said, "Oh, sorry," stood up abruptly, then…