1. Murphy's Law Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. According to this principle, if something bad can happen, then it will definitely happen. At the same time, the worst of the possible unpleasant…

The "post-yardwork, still sweaty" Beer The "grill already going, music on, nothing urgent" Beer The "handed to you at a friend's house before you even sit down" Beer

Holy fuck - you hop on social media, read the comments under certain posts, and just stand there absolutely dumbfounded. Rice and chicken for dinner? That’s just slop. A 60-square-meter apartment? A pi…

I walked in drunk, ate some dumplings, drank some beer, and something else. I walked out completely wasted, but with a feeling of deep satisfaction. The dumplings are delicious, the beer is in a nice m…