When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers. — @Mad

If you feel like a moron, then remember my friend. He fucked a girl for three months, walked with her in taverns, and so on, well, they are still some kind of esoteric-schizoteric subculture, they get…

I sit in a sex shop, I don’t touch anyone, in the sense there are no buyers. Evening already. And suddenly a man, about forty years old, runs in with a phone in his hand. I found such a thing on your s…

I wanted to try giving her oral sex while she lay with her head hanging off the edge of the bed. It turned out that unless you’re 25 centimeters long, you just end up smacking her in the forehead with…