I ordered panties... well, regular panties. They arrived in some fucking ridiculous size. I'm standing there looking at them and thinking, "What kind of idiot would wear these? These aren't panties, t…

Women will never understand the simple joy that men get from simply existing. A man can come to a new city, wander around for hours, explore random streets, people-watch, and be completely fucking sati…

Because, so far, nothing has proven otherwise. They simply haven't run into the person they were looking for yet. A life of comfort and ease—with a full set of teeth and an unbroken nose—breeds boredom…

I often see news stories about how some grandma was scammed and thieves stole millions from her. I've never seen a grandpa get scammed. You can't scam a grandpa; he either has nothing or is dead.