I recently had dinner with 2 «girls» and one of them looked at me with undisguised condemnation. I asked her a question- what's the matter? She replied: you can go fishing, change cars, fly anywhere a…

When I was lying in a mental hospital, there was a vegetable man next to me in the ward. I tried to get him up so he could chat, walk down the hall, or go for a smoke like everyone else. But he stupid…