When you realized astrology doesn't work

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Apr 8

I’ve been dating my boyfriend for four years, and today I found out that his birthday isn't actually May 15th—it’s November 11th. It turns out he’d been hiding this the entire time because, when we first met, HE KNEW I WOULD NEVER DATE A SCORPIO, SO HE LIED HIS ASS OFF AND TOLD ME HE WAS A TAURUS.

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