Read aloud
It's a friend's birthday. He doesn't drink alcohol. I decided to congratulate him, like, here are some candies to seduce women and condoms to avoid the consequences. At the store, I put a box of candies and condoms at the checkout.
The cashier winked:
- Maybe you'd like some champagne?
I:
- No, thank you, he doesn't drink...
Cashier:
