I'm calling a taxi.

A car arrives. There's a girl driving.

Driving. The music is exceptionally sad. I'm asking:

«I'm sorry, is something wrong?» She:

— Yes, a man left me. He said that it was simply impossible with me. The requests are huge, but the returns are zero.

Me:

— Come on, don't worry. You're so beautiful, I'd love to go out with you, if you don't mind...

She's smiling:

— No, thanks. You're driving in a budget class.

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯