Women will never understand the simple joy that men get from simply existing.

A man can come to a new city, wander around for hours, explore random streets, people-watch, and be completely fucking satisfied.

Then a woman joins.

Now we need a plan.

Cafe. Restaurant. Shopping. Tourist attraction. Photo.

Next location.

There must always be something happening.

Meanwhile, a man can grab a good drink, sit somewhere for three hours, watch the world go by, and think:

«Yeah. That's fucking awesome.»

No route. No entertainment. No destination.

Just exist without demanding that existence entertain you.

Being a man is peaceful.

No, it’s not youth.

Not his hair.

And not even «those knees» that start to creak when he gets up from the couch.

After 35, a man begins to lose something far more precious—his illusions.

And this is, perhaps, the most painful stage of growing up.

At 20, a man still believes:

* that love solves everything;

* that effort is always appreciated;

* that «good men» inevitably get noticed;

* that relationships are all about reciprocity.

After 35, a very unpleasant realization sets in:

The world has absolutely no obligation to be fair.

You can be:

* faithful,

* reliable,

* caring,

* patient,

* investing years of your life...

...and still, one day, hear:

«I need to think about myself.»

It is precisely after 35 that many men begin to understand—for the first time—why older guys loved peace and quiet, their garages, fishing, and the phrase:

«Just leave me alone.»

Because a man doesn't get tired of work.

A man gets tired of constant emotional turbulence.

After 35, a man has less and less desire to:

* prove his worth;

* participate in mind games;

* undergo endless tests;

* have to guess someone's mood;

* have to earn basic decency.

He begins to value things that, at 20, seemed boring:

* tranquility;

* predictability;

* respect;

* silence;

* an absence of drama.

And that’s where the irony begins.

While some women say:

«Men become boring after 35»—

the man is simply, for the first time in his life, stopping his chase after chaos.

He no longer craves «intense thrills.»

Because he has realized the true cost of those thrills:

* his nerves,

* his money,

* his health,

* his sanity,

* and years of his life, lost.

After the age of 35, a man often becomes more distant—not because he has forgotten how to love, but because his past attempts came at too high a cost.

And the most frightening realization for many women is this:

a man over 35 increasingly comes to understand that solitude is not a punishment.

Sometimes, it is the premium version of life.

1. Peace of Mind. No one is trying to drive me crazy, and there’s no need to constantly «sort out our relationship.» I don't have to wonder if my partner is still faithful to me—or where she actually went when she said she was just visiting a girlfriend.

2. No Compromises. I live how I want, where I want, and do what I want. I don't have to constantly adjust to another person or try to find a middle ground between «I want to sleep in» and «go dig up the mother-in-law's garden.»

3. My Own Living Space. I don't have to live in daily fear that if my woman suddenly decides to file for divorce tomorrow, I'll be left without a roof over my head—standing outside with nothing but a toothbrush.

4. Sexual Freedom. I’m not terrified of waking up one day next to a 40-year-old woman with cellulite, only to realize that I stopped wanting to perform my «marital duties» toward her ages ago. I don't have to force myself to fulfill those duties, nor do I have to restrict myself from being with other women. If I want to, I sleep with someone; if I want to, I abstain—especially when it comes to those who are «slightly over 30.»

5. No Crushing Mortgage Debt. Buying a studio apartment or a small country cottage for myself is much faster—and can often be done with cash—compared to taking out a mortgage on a three-room apartment for a whole family, or a massive country estate, and then slaving away at two jobs for 20 years just to pay for it.

6. Plenty of Money. After every paycheck, I still have a lot of surplus cash left over, simply because a single man doesn't actually need very much to get by. I can save it, invest it, or buy myself almost anything my heart desires. *For myself*, specifically—rather than wearing the same pair of pants for ten years while working two jobs, all for *her* sake.

7. Just One Job. Yes, yes—for a bachelor, one job is plenty; there’s no need to get by on four hours of sleep a night, only to drop dead at fifty after working two jobs simultaneously just to «feed the pig.» Or a family… which is the correct way to put it?

8. No children. No crying, no clutter, and no shit in the house. Or, alternatively, no child support payments—which effectively replace all that—draining your income for nearly two decades of your life. Though, in fairness, it’s worth noting that nowadays you don’t really get a choice: 80% of marriages end in divorce, and that automatically means child support.

9. Comfortable sleep. Sleeping alone is a hundred times more comfortable than sleeping with someone else. No one tosses and turns, gets in your way, snores, nudges you, or hogs the covers; nor does anyone wake you up with noise in the morning by getting up earlier than you do. As a result, you get a much better night's sleep.

10. Impossible to turn into a fat slob. You can buy just enough food for yourself to last until the next day—and generally keep yourself in shape. Women, on the other hand, have a habit of stuffing the fridge to the brim with all sorts of crap, getting fat themselves, and simultaneously fattening up their husbands so they won't run off with another woman or catch anyone else's eye.

11. Impeccable order. After all, it is the woman herself who creates the trash and the mess. Well, and the children, too. But if neither she nor they are around, there’s no one left to make a mess. And cleaning up the minor clutter you create yourself takes no more than 15 minutes.

12. Higher earnings. I can easily move around the country—or even the world—in search of better-paying work. I simply pack a suitcase and head off to a new location. With a family, this is impossible: she has her «mom» to consider, the child has a «preschool» they waited two years to get into, and so on. As life has repeatedly shown, a man who attempts to combine having a family with earning a high income through rotational or remote work arrangements ends up getting nothing but a pair of cuckold's horns.

13. Health. Peace of mind, sound sleep, no need to skimp on your own nutrition, no need to drink heavily to cope with stress in your personal life, and so on—all of these factors have an exclusively beneficial effect on your physical health, and, as a direct consequence, on your overall level of happiness in life. Married men, on the other hand, often don't even live long enough to reach retirement age, frequently suffering heart attacks as early as 45.

14. Hobbies. You have an abundance of time for hobbies and personal interests—time that, for married men, gets consumed by working two jobs, handling household chores, fulfilling obligations to their wives, and so on and so forth. In my view, life is truly measured by the opportunity to pursue what genuinely interests you, rather than merely doing what you «have to» do.

15. Financial Freedom. Over the long term, an unmarried man has the potential to achieve financial freedom—that is, to stop going to work entirely, long before reaching the official retirement age. First, because a single man simply doesn't need a vast amount of money; and second, because he can generate income from investments made during his youth—investments that, had he been married, might otherwise have been squandered on women—or by renting out an apartment that a wife could have potentially claimed in a divorce settlement.

1. Murphy's Law

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

According to this principle, if something bad can happen, then it will definitely happen. At the same time, the worst of the possible unpleasant situations will happen.

2. Meskimen's Law

There is never enough time to do a good job. But it is always there to redo everything.

And it happens. We postpone an important task until the last moment, then we deal with it somehow and spend much more on redoing it.

3. Poe's law

Without a smiling smiley face or any other obvious sign of humor, it is impossible to joke about sharp topics so that at least someone does not take it seriously.

Any joke or parody on a hot topic is bound to be perceived by someone as a true statement.

4. Ettore's Observation

The line next to you always moves faster.

Even if there are five people in it with full carts, and in yours there are only two with a bottle of water and a pack of pasta. Either the cash register breaks down, or one of them starts counting out the change.

5. Khleid's Law

Assign a difficult task to a lazy employee. He will find the easiest way to solve it.

He will just be too lazy to complicate his work.

6. The Law of Search

You need to start the search from the most inappropriate place.

If you don't expect to find scissors in the laundry basket, maybe that's where they are.

7. Hanlon's Razor

Never explain with malicious intent what can easily be explained by stupidity.

First, look for the reason in human mistakes and only then think that the person did something on purpose, out of bad intentions.

8. Pareto's Law

20% of the effort gives 80% of the result, the remaining 80% of the effort is only 20% of the result.

The ratio of effort and result is unequal: 20% of customers bring the company 80% profit, and 80% of the time spent on current tasks will bring only 20% benefit. And so it is in every area of life.

9. Parkinson's Law

The work fills the time allotted for it.

You can complete a task in one day, but you have set a week for it. And you'll be working on it for a week.

10. Lerman's Law

Any technical problem can be solved if there is enough time and money.

Lerman's corollary: you will always run out of time or money.

11. Sturgeon's Revelation

90% of anything is nonsense.

If you are told that 90% of your thesis is nonsense, remember that this applies not only to your writing.

12. Peter's Principle

Competent employees, climbing the career ladder, reach their level of incompetence.

According to this principle, sooner or later a person will find himself in a position that he cannot cope with.

13. Gumperson's Law

The probability of achieving the desired result is inversely proportional to the strength of desire.

When you are late for work, you get stuck in traffic, buses break down, you have to walk. But if you decide to take a walk, then these buses will pass by you one by one.

14. Finagle's Fourth Law

If the work goes wrong, then any attempt to save the situation will only make it worse.

Sometimes the best is the enemy of the good.

15. Chisholm's Third Law

People don't understand sentences the way the person who makes them does.

Even if you express a thought clearly and clearly, someone will interpret it in their own way.

16. The axiom of Kahn and Orben

If nothing else helps, read the instructions.

For some reason, it is remembered too late.

17. The Law of Ould and Kahn

The effectiveness of the meeting decreases in proportion to the increase in the number of participants and the time spent on it.

Prolonged meetings with a large number of people discussing often lead to nothing.

18. Hendrickson's Law

If the problem requires repeated meetings, they will eventually become more important than the problem itself.

And, perhaps, it will not be solved.

19. The Law of Writing

As soon as you seal the envelope or drop the letter in the mailbox, an important thought will immediately come to your mind.

In the case of emails, of course, everything is simpler. You can send the second one after that — it won't take much time.

20. The McMahon Rule

It doesn't matter what exactly you are looking for on the Internet. At least one porn site will fall under your search criteria.

Okay, Google.

21. The law of career for women

Think like a man, act like a lady, work like a horse.

And don't forget to cook a delicious dinner!

22. The first law of correction

Information that involves reworking the project will be received by the author only when all the drawings have already been completed.

An important part of the work has already been done, but who cares? Except for you, who spent a lot of time on it.

23. The law of selective gravity

If you drop an item, it will fall so as to cause as much damage as possible.

Or it will roll into the farthest corner, from where it is almost impossible to get it.

24. Zimerga's Law of Voluntary Labor

A person always agrees to take up a job when it is no longer necessary.

Because, most likely, he won't have to do anything.

25. Richard's Rule of Interdependence

Anything you keep for a long time can be thrown away. But once you throw it away, you'll need it.

Sergeant Major Maxwell “Ace” Archer was precision; a perfect sniper. Every element of his existence, was perfectly ordered. His schedule was a clockwork masterpiece, his accuracy unmatched, and his focus a laser beam. He was the embodiment of the ideal sniper: disciplined, efficient, and relentlessly, terrifyingly, on time. 

Living he's quiet life out in the woods, peaceful expensive house  with anything a human been needs to live a perfect life. With offshore bank account. 

Than as it usually end up happening is he meets a woman, whether its random or through the job he had to do. Falls in love, mad love. A missed shot, a careless mistake in planning, because all of his attention is on the woman, has caused a chaos. Reputation is ruined.

Circumstances of that, he loses the job that he worked so hard for and building trust and perfect job score. 

Him and his woman had to live that life behind to start a family, while killing all the people that was after him for not completing a job. It was a mess, but he did it. He did it for the love of his life and a new chapter they can begin building together. No more secrets and everything is shared. Working a steady construction job with bank account that had enough money to last for ever.

Few months pass and his woman cheats on him with explanation — «You are not the same tough guy I fell in love with and your hands are softer». Than she emptied his bank account, because she's an independent woman and needs to explore her sexuality in Dubai.

He developed a drinking problem and died on the street...

The end.

©Mad

Any person can live, live and become depressed. Why is this happening?

A person does not understand why he spent his whole life working, plowing, striving somewhere, and in the end came to the meaninglessness of what was happening. Why is the meaning of life lost?

Let's say there was logic in life. How would it work:

— whoever works harder, spends more energy and their health on the development of the planet and society — should live better than others.

But it doesn't work that way. The children of rich people do nothing, but live richer than you. And you will be a donkey all your life and will end up with a small pension and will earn nothing but back pain.

— it would be logical that if a person is good, keeps the commandments, does not smoke and works better than everyone else — as a reward he would receive an extension of youth and life in general.

But what do we see? An alcoholic and a smoker can get sick less than a healthy lifestyle specialist and live longer than an athlete.

— if natural selection worked, then the smartest, the strongest, the most cunning, the most beautiful would survive...

But we see that selection may not depend on a person at all. Even if you're the best, an idiot might accidentally drop a brick on you when you walk past a construction site. The logic of selection disappears, because the idiot survived, and the best person disappeared. Then that idiot will have 10 kids with fucked up looking faces and fucked up crooked legs, and there are very few beautiful smart people on the planet. Scary and stupid people reproduce fastest.

As a result, selection itself loses its logic if life is influenced by chance, which does not depend on the qualities of a person.

— let’s say the goal of life is to give birth to offspring and to work for the sake of children, convincing yourself that the main thing is to feed and raise children on their feet. Imagining that the gain is in procreation, like you will continue life in your genetics.

But if you turn on your brain and look around, a sane person understands that through children he is dooming his family to further torment, his genetics will continue to endure bullying in a stupid game. The children will die anyway, and then the grandchildren will die too, everything goes in a meaningless circle and ends in a hole. Why then create and torture descendants? Dead end.

And not having children means loneliness, there is no one to bring you mug of water in old age, no support and no grandchildren to play with. Again the person is driven into a corner, what to choose? To set up your children, to give birth to them in a prison planet, to undergo slavery, but at least you yourself will not be lonely. Or save your family and not have children?

In any choice there is a loss. DEAD END.

If you give birth to children, you get problems, raise them to feed them, and expose them to rot and undergo trials.

If you don’t give birth, you will be lonely… Any choice is not right, not logical and leads to problems. No matter how you live, everything is bullshit.

Why is there a crisis? Because a person gains experience, knowledge, begins to think with his brain and eventually learns the truth.

The truth is that life is truly meaningless. There is no logic in it. There is generally no correct goal, where to move and what to do. Any goal in life brings new problems. And all the goals are wrong, illogical, leading to nowhere.

That's why people run into this and realize the DEAD END. Then a person really understands that if there is no goal, then there are no new problems, which means the choice is obvious — you don’t have to do shit so as not to create new problems, but you just need to hold out until you die. And with alcohol it’s easier to endure and speed this proccess up.

Whoever has reached the truth, you can't convince him to stop drinking and go to work. Try to find a homeless person on the street and convince him to go to work. Yes, he will laugh at you. The man has already cracked the matrix and understood everything. He does not need this fucking problems that will lead nowhere except to the grave.

Someone will say that if you stop drinking, life will gain meaning. But this is a built-in fucker inside the brain: serotonin, dopamine, endorphin and oxytocin. Therefore, you can turn off your emotions and calculate everything mathematically, break down your life into goals and see where your work will lead anyway. And the joy hormones they perform instead of alcohol, they give a little temporary joy, so that you, like Mario, run, jump and get coins. But in the end, Dandy is turned off and the cartridge is pulled out, the coins are gone.

Yes Life is a game. In which everything is lost in the end. And there is no evidence that if you worked the hardest on Earth, then in heaven you will be rewarded the most.