1. Peace of Mind. No one is trying to drive me crazy, and there’s no need to constantly «sort out our relationship.» I don't have to wonder if my partner is still faithful to me—or where she actually went when she said she was just visiting a girlfriend.

2. No Compromises. I live how I want, where I want, and do what I want. I don't have to constantly adjust to another person or try to find a middle ground between «I want to sleep in» and «go dig up the mother-in-law's garden.»

3. My Own Living Space. I don't have to live in daily fear that if my woman suddenly decides to file for divorce tomorrow, I'll be left without a roof over my head—standing outside with nothing but a toothbrush.

4. Sexual Freedom. I’m not terrified of waking up one day next to a 40-year-old woman with cellulite, only to realize that I stopped wanting to perform my «marital duties» toward her ages ago. I don't have to force myself to fulfill those duties, nor do I have to restrict myself from being with other women. If I want to, I sleep with someone; if I want to, I abstain—especially when it comes to those who are «slightly over 30.»

5. No Crushing Mortgage Debt. Buying a studio apartment or a small country cottage for myself is much faster—and can often be done with cash—compared to taking out a mortgage on a three-room apartment for a whole family, or a massive country estate, and then slaving away at two jobs for 20 years just to pay for it.

6. Plenty of Money. After every paycheck, I still have a lot of surplus cash left over, simply because a single man doesn't actually need very much to get by. I can save it, invest it, or buy myself almost anything my heart desires. *For myself*, specifically—rather than wearing the same pair of pants for ten years while working two jobs, all for *her* sake.

7. Just One Job. Yes, yes—for a bachelor, one job is plenty; there’s no need to get by on four hours of sleep a night, only to drop dead at fifty after working two jobs simultaneously just to «feed the pig.» Or a family… which is the correct way to put it?

8. No children. No crying, no clutter, and no shit in the house. Or, alternatively, no child support payments—which effectively replace all that—draining your income for nearly two decades of your life. Though, in fairness, it’s worth noting that nowadays you don’t really get a choice: 80% of marriages end in divorce, and that automatically means child support.

9. Comfortable sleep. Sleeping alone is a hundred times more comfortable than sleeping with someone else. No one tosses and turns, gets in your way, snores, nudges you, or hogs the covers; nor does anyone wake you up with noise in the morning by getting up earlier than you do. As a result, you get a much better night's sleep.

10. Impossible to turn into a fat slob. You can buy just enough food for yourself to last until the next day—and generally keep yourself in shape. Women, on the other hand, have a habit of stuffing the fridge to the brim with all sorts of crap, getting fat themselves, and simultaneously fattening up their husbands so they won't run off with another woman or catch anyone else's eye.

11. Impeccable order. After all, it is the woman herself who creates the trash and the mess. Well, and the children, too. But if neither she nor they are around, there’s no one left to make a mess. And cleaning up the minor clutter you create yourself takes no more than 15 minutes.

12. Higher earnings. I can easily move around the country—or even the world—in search of better-paying work. I simply pack a suitcase and head off to a new location. With a family, this is impossible: she has her «mom» to consider, the child has a «preschool» they waited two years to get into, and so on. As life has repeatedly shown, a man who attempts to combine having a family with earning a high income through rotational or remote work arrangements ends up getting nothing but a pair of cuckold's horns.

13. Health. Peace of mind, sound sleep, no need to skimp on your own nutrition, no need to drink heavily to cope with stress in your personal life, and so on—all of these factors have an exclusively beneficial effect on your physical health, and, as a direct consequence, on your overall level of happiness in life. Married men, on the other hand, often don't even live long enough to reach retirement age, frequently suffering heart attacks as early as 45.

14. Hobbies. You have an abundance of time for hobbies and personal interests—time that, for married men, gets consumed by working two jobs, handling household chores, fulfilling obligations to their wives, and so on and so forth. In my view, life is truly measured by the opportunity to pursue what genuinely interests you, rather than merely doing what you «have to» do.

15. Financial Freedom. Over the long term, an unmarried man has the potential to achieve financial freedom—that is, to stop going to work entirely, long before reaching the official retirement age. First, because a single man simply doesn't need a vast amount of money; and second, because he can generate income from investments made during his youth—investments that, had he been married, might otherwise have been squandered on women—or by renting out an apartment that a wife could have potentially claimed in a divorce settlement.

1. Murphy's Law

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

According to this principle, if something bad can happen, then it will definitely happen. At the same time, the worst of the possible unpleasant situations will happen.

2. Meskimen's Law

There is never enough time to do a good job. But it is always there to redo everything.

And it happens. We postpone an important task until the last moment, then we deal with it somehow and spend much more on redoing it.

3. Poe's law

Without a smiling smiley face or any other obvious sign of humor, it is impossible to joke about sharp topics so that at least someone does not take it seriously.

Any joke or parody on a hot topic is bound to be perceived by someone as a true statement.

4. Ettore's Observation

The line next to you always moves faster.

Even if there are five people in it with full carts, and in yours there are only two with a bottle of water and a pack of pasta. Either the cash register breaks down, or one of them starts counting out the change.

5. Khleid's Law

Assign a difficult task to a lazy employee. He will find the easiest way to solve it.

He will just be too lazy to complicate his work.

6. The Law of Search

You need to start the search from the most inappropriate place.

If you don't expect to find scissors in the laundry basket, maybe that's where they are.

7. Hanlon's Razor

Never explain with malicious intent what can easily be explained by stupidity.

First, look for the reason in human mistakes and only then think that the person did something on purpose, out of bad intentions.

8. Pareto's Law

20% of the effort gives 80% of the result, the remaining 80% of the effort is only 20% of the result.

The ratio of effort and result is unequal: 20% of customers bring the company 80% profit, and 80% of the time spent on current tasks will bring only 20% benefit. And so it is in every area of life.

9. Parkinson's Law

The work fills the time allotted for it.

You can complete a task in one day, but you have set a week for it. And you'll be working on it for a week.

10. Lerman's Law

Any technical problem can be solved if there is enough time and money.

Lerman's corollary: you will always run out of time or money.

11. Sturgeon's Revelation

90% of anything is nonsense.

If you are told that 90% of your thesis is nonsense, remember that this applies not only to your writing.

12. Peter's Principle

Competent employees, climbing the career ladder, reach their level of incompetence.

According to this principle, sooner or later a person will find himself in a position that he cannot cope with.

13. Gumperson's Law

The probability of achieving the desired result is inversely proportional to the strength of desire.

When you are late for work, you get stuck in traffic, buses break down, you have to walk. But if you decide to take a walk, then these buses will pass by you one by one.

14. Finagle's Fourth Law

If the work goes wrong, then any attempt to save the situation will only make it worse.

Sometimes the best is the enemy of the good.

15. Chisholm's Third Law

People don't understand sentences the way the person who makes them does.

Even if you express a thought clearly and clearly, someone will interpret it in their own way.

16. The axiom of Kahn and Orben

If nothing else helps, read the instructions.

For some reason, it is remembered too late.

17. The Law of Ould and Kahn

The effectiveness of the meeting decreases in proportion to the increase in the number of participants and the time spent on it.

Prolonged meetings with a large number of people discussing often lead to nothing.

18. Hendrickson's Law

If the problem requires repeated meetings, they will eventually become more important than the problem itself.

And, perhaps, it will not be solved.

19. The Law of Writing

As soon as you seal the envelope or drop the letter in the mailbox, an important thought will immediately come to your mind.

In the case of emails, of course, everything is simpler. You can send the second one after that — it won't take much time.

20. The McMahon Rule

It doesn't matter what exactly you are looking for on the Internet. At least one porn site will fall under your search criteria.

Okay, Google.

21. The law of career for women

Think like a man, act like a lady, work like a horse.

And don't forget to cook a delicious dinner!

22. The first law of correction

Information that involves reworking the project will be received by the author only when all the drawings have already been completed.

An important part of the work has already been done, but who cares? Except for you, who spent a lot of time on it.

23. The law of selective gravity

If you drop an item, it will fall so as to cause as much damage as possible.

Or it will roll into the farthest corner, from where it is almost impossible to get it.

24. Zimerga's Law of Voluntary Labor

A person always agrees to take up a job when it is no longer necessary.

Because, most likely, he won't have to do anything.

25. Richard's Rule of Interdependence

Anything you keep for a long time can be thrown away. But once you throw it away, you'll need it.

Sergeant Major Maxwell “Ace” Archer was precision; a perfect sniper. Every element of his existence, was perfectly ordered. His schedule was a clockwork masterpiece, his accuracy unmatched, and his focus a laser beam. He was the embodiment of the ideal sniper: disciplined, efficient, and relentlessly, terrifyingly, on time. 

Living he's quiet life out in the woods, peaceful expensive house  with anything a human been needs to live a perfect life. With offshore bank account. 

Than as it usually end up happening is he meets a woman, whether its random or through the job he had to do. Falls in love, mad love. A missed shot, a careless mistake in planning, because all of his attention is on the woman, has caused a chaos. Reputation is ruined.

Circumstances of that, he loses the job that he worked so hard for and building trust and perfect job score. 

Him and his woman had to live that life behind to start a family, while killing all the people that was after him for not completing a job. It was a mess, but he did it. He did it for the love of his life and a new chapter they can begin building together. No more secrets and everything is shared. Working a steady construction job with bank account that had enough money to last for ever.

Few months pass and his woman cheats on him with explanation — «You are not the same tough guy I fell in love with and your hands are softer». Than she emptied his bank account, because she's an independent woman and needs to explore her sexuality in Dubai.

He developed a drinking problem and died on the street...

The end.

©Mad

Any person can live, live and become depressed. Why is this happening?

A person does not understand why he spent his whole life working, plowing, striving somewhere, and in the end came to the meaninglessness of what was happening. Why is the meaning of life lost?

Let's say there was logic in life. How would it work:

— whoever works harder, spends more energy and their health on the development of the planet and society — should live better than others.

But it doesn't work that way. The children of rich people do nothing, but live richer than you. And you will be a donkey all your life and will end up with a small pension and will earn nothing but back pain.

— it would be logical that if a person is good, keeps the commandments, does not smoke and works better than everyone else — as a reward he would receive an extension of youth and life in general.

But what do we see? An alcoholic and a smoker can get sick less than a healthy lifestyle specialist and live longer than an athlete.

— if natural selection worked, then the smartest, the strongest, the most cunning, the most beautiful would survive...

But we see that selection may not depend on a person at all. Even if you're the best, an idiot might accidentally drop a brick on you when you walk past a construction site. The logic of selection disappears, because the idiot survived, and the best person disappeared. Then that idiot will have 10 kids with fucked up looking faces and fucked up crooked legs, and there are very few beautiful smart people on the planet. Scary and stupid people reproduce fastest.

As a result, selection itself loses its logic if life is influenced by chance, which does not depend on the qualities of a person.

— let’s say the goal of life is to give birth to offspring and to work for the sake of children, convincing yourself that the main thing is to feed and raise children on their feet. Imagining that the gain is in procreation, like you will continue life in your genetics.

But if you turn on your brain and look around, a sane person understands that through children he is dooming his family to further torment, his genetics will continue to endure bullying in a stupid game. The children will die anyway, and then the grandchildren will die too, everything goes in a meaningless circle and ends in a hole. Why then create and torture descendants? Dead end.

And not having children means loneliness, there is no one to bring you mug of water in old age, no support and no grandchildren to play with. Again the person is driven into a corner, what to choose? To set up your children, to give birth to them in a prison planet, to undergo slavery, but at least you yourself will not be lonely. Or save your family and not have children?

In any choice there is a loss. DEAD END.

If you give birth to children, you get problems, raise them to feed them, and expose them to rot and undergo trials.

If you don’t give birth, you will be lonely… Any choice is not right, not logical and leads to problems. No matter how you live, everything is bullshit.

Why is there a crisis? Because a person gains experience, knowledge, begins to think with his brain and eventually learns the truth.

The truth is that life is truly meaningless. There is no logic in it. There is generally no correct goal, where to move and what to do. Any goal in life brings new problems. And all the goals are wrong, illogical, leading to nowhere.

That's why people run into this and realize the DEAD END. Then a person really understands that if there is no goal, then there are no new problems, which means the choice is obvious — you don’t have to do shit so as not to create new problems, but you just need to hold out until you die. And with alcohol it’s easier to endure and speed this proccess up.

Whoever has reached the truth, you can't convince him to stop drinking and go to work. Try to find a homeless person on the street and convince him to go to work. Yes, he will laugh at you. The man has already cracked the matrix and understood everything. He does not need this fucking problems that will lead nowhere except to the grave.

Someone will say that if you stop drinking, life will gain meaning. But this is a built-in fucker inside the brain: serotonin, dopamine, endorphin and oxytocin. Therefore, you can turn off your emotions and calculate everything mathematically, break down your life into goals and see where your work will lead anyway. And the joy hormones they perform instead of alcohol, they give a little temporary joy, so that you, like Mario, run, jump and get coins. But in the end, Dandy is turned off and the cartridge is pulled out, the coins are gone.

Yes Life is a game. In which everything is lost in the end. And there is no evidence that if you worked the hardest on Earth, then in heaven you will be rewarded the most.

They could pay a decent salary tomorrow, but they choose not to. That's the unpleasant truth.

Every day we wake up and work for someone else's dream. Someone's dreams are built by our time, sweat, health, and sanity. And others, those at the top of the pyramid, are buying themselves another yacht, a new house, and dozens of apartments in new buildings. And at the same time, we are told to enjoy a lower-than-average salary, which is barely enough to last until the fifteenth of the month.

In the mid-1980s, I worked for a company that financial publications wrote about with delight: revenue growth, margin growth. But inside the company, the office culture was like a steam boiler on the verge of exploding. Employees had their bonuses drastically cut in one quarter, even though our own product exceeded all stated goals.

I asked my boss why. He just grinned and said, «First, the shareholders. Always.» I didn't even know what to say to him. It wasn't about merit. Not about the work done. It was about dividends, the share price, and payments to people who had done nothing for the company other than own a portion of its shares.

I remember staying late one night, too tired to go home. I was looking at a presentation slide that explained why our department won't get a pay raise this year. The slide referred to labor as the «cost center.» There was no doubt in those words. There was a red column on the chart.

The value of my entire existence has been reduced to costs that need to be cut. I felt like a comma that they were trying to erase or at least round up.

They don't see people. They see the roles.

My friend worked for a multinational company for a minimum wage. He tried his best, always arrived on time, and was friendly. At some point, he was fired — not for bad work, not for misconduct, but simply because someone at the top decided: you can find the same employee, but cheaper, in a cheaper city. And that's how it became just a line in the quarterly earnings report.

And then I realized: these companies don't care about people. Positions are important to them. Waiter. The clerk. Analyst. Developer. They look at how much profit this position brings to the company, and they don't care at all about how much a person needs to live. It's not personal. It's systemic.

They also sell you an entirely fictional idea: if you want to earn more, become more valuable. Learn new skills. Try harder… That's a lie! If work itself is necessary for society, does this mean that someone needs such positions? And if these positions are necessary, why are we, those who occupy them, considered expendable?

The game was unfair even before we got into it.

When I was young, in the late 80s and early 90s, I believed in capitalism. In a rational way. The one that says: «You'll get what you deserve.» You know, the one that says that good work gets a good reward.

This whole version of the system is a lie that most of us prefer to believe because the truth is too unpleasant. The real game is not about effort or ethics. It's about shares.

Shareholders. They are the ghosts in the meeting room. They don't register at the entrance, they don't manage people. But everything in the company revolves around their desires.

I remember reading the old Dodge vs. Ford case, where Ford was sued by its own shareholders for wanting to pay workers more. That was a hundred years ago. And we are still living in the same cycle.

Because it doesn't matter if it's legal or not, shareholder pressure is always there. It's just that now it's hiding behind metrics and KPIs.

Some say that the huge salaries of «executives» are a false target of criticism. Okay, maybe firing one «supervisor» and dividing his salary among all of them won't solve anything mathematically.

But what is the message if one person earns more in a day than others in a whole year?

This is a signal: it's not that we can't, we just don't want to. This is the signal: you're replaceable, even if your hard work keeps the company afloat.

It's not about logic. It's about how much you're willing to put up with.

More and more often I hear conversations in which the question is posed not like this: «What will be fair?», but like this: «What else can we get away with?»

Top managers don't ask, «What's your rent bill, how much does your child's treatment cost?» They look at market rates and even manage to complain about them, and then they return to talking about competition. They only care about one thing: «Will we still be able to fill this vacancy if we reduce the pay by 10%?»

If the answer is yes, you're done.

And then they wonder why young people don't have loyalty to companies. Why would they even be?

There is no reason to be loyal to a system that encourages the exploitation of people for the sake of shareholders. If the system rewards those who hold shares rather than those who hold everything else, loyalty becomes meaningless.

One of the worst conversations in my life was with a top manager who told me, «If people are willing to work for less, why pay more?»

I can't describe how many nights I couldn't sleep thinking about it. «People are willing to work for less»?

What does it even mean if the only options are starvation and exploitation?

They say the market determines your value. I say: the market has a problem with conscience.

When your entire value depends on how desperate someone else is, it's not a fair system.

This is a casino. And the institution always wins in it.

They confuse exploitation with strategy.

We can no longer pretend that this is sustainable. A society in which profit is the only god is slowly devouring itself.

And maybe I'm naive, but I believe it could be better. I believe that employees should be considered people, not variables. Not only because it's the right thing to do, but because it's reasonable.

People who are well paid are loyal. They are motivated. They are creative. This is not a mercy. It's just common sense.

But the «employers» have gone too far in trying to squeeze the last out of people and then throw them away. This is called efficiency. This is called growth.

But in fact, it's just cowardice disguised as leadership. These are billionaires hiding behind accounting records while the rest of us are trying to scrape together rent.

I don't need a utopian world. I just want a world where doing work doesn't mean fighting for survival. A world in which you are not ashamed of your salary.

A world where you don't have to prove your humanity every time you walk into an office.

Because the minimum should be at least enough for life!!!

In general, I live in America and lately I have been hearing more and more often from Americans that living in the USA is becoming prohibitively expensive. In addition to this, the other day I came across a post on the Internet where Americans discussed what things suddenly moved from the category of “any homeless person can afford it” to the category of “well, maybe I'll buy it someday”

Fried chicken wings

The fact is that until the 90s, chicken wings were not considered meat at all. Butcher shops simply threw them away or gave them to someone very cheaply, like giblets. In the 90s, many fast food chains realized that it was possible to buy such meat for cheap and earn money from it. So since the 90s, for a long time the price of wings has been around 10-30 cents per wing. These are the prices that many Americans remember, who in college took a couple of beers and a bucket of wings for 2-3 dollars.   Of course, I did not catch this, but even 5 years ago I often took chicken wings at a price of $6 for 8 pieces (80 cents per piece). Now 8 wings cost $15 (almost $2 per wing)

Bowling

Bowling has always been considered the entertainment of the working class, and therefore was very cheap. Think of any American movie from the 80s-90s. Where does a guy relax with friends after work? Of course, in the bowling alley. You pay a couple of dollars for the game, take a beer at the bar for five and have a pretty good evening. Currently, a bowling trip for two can cost around $50-100. Fortunately, there are still places in the «bumblefuck» of America where prices have not changed much since the 90s. I've found bowling for $5 myself. Unfortunately, not only the prices, but everything else has not changed since the 90s — old balloons, worn-out interior, worn and smelly shoes for rent.

Movie tickets

It's exactly the same story as with bowling. It was $1-2 for a ticket, it became $15-25 + a bucket of popcorn with cola will cost the same amount.

Concert tickets

As some Americans recall, in the 90s it was possible to deliver newspapers after school on a bike and easily earn money for a concert of your favorite band, and more than once a month. Now concert tickets have become a real luxury. Firstly, ticket sales are essentially handled by one company that has monopolized the market. Secondly, prices have already soared for everything. That year, I took Pink tickets at a price of $200 per ticket somewhere at the back of the hall. The first rows cost $1500-3000 each. Seriously, even if Pink sings sitting on my lap, well, that's $500 maximum (After all, she's not young anymore). And if you only knew how much tickets for Taylor Swift cost. Google it for fun. Many Americans fly to her concerts in other countries, because even with a flight and a hotel, it is twice cheaper than going to her concert in the USA.

Tacos

In the old days, there were vans on every corner where Latinos sold tacos for $0.5 — $1. Now one taco costs $5 Since I love tacos, I sincerely do not understand why I should take 3 tacos for $20 (with taxes and tips) in some trailer when I can take them for the same price in a restaurant.

Thrift Stores

An era has passed when a used thing could be bought many times cheaper. Now, with the development of the Internet, a crowd of online resellers has appeared, which buys up everything that is of at least some value and resells it at a margin. eBay has turned from an online flea market of used items into a trading platform for resale and online stores. Thrift shops and second-hand shops have begun to inflate prices, as a crowd of overbought people runs in there in search of rarities. If earlier, in the absence of money, it was necessary to go only to the second-hand store, now it does not hurt to compare prices first. Perhaps a new thing in the same Walmart will cost just a little more than a used one in Goodwill (this is a chain of second-hand stores)

Real estate

There's nothing to discuss here. American grandfathers bought houses for a «bag of corn», and now they cost millions of dollars. For old times' sake, local grandfathers continue to tell their grandchildren, “Work hard and then you can also buy yourself a house, like I did in my youth!“. No. No one will be able to buy a house just by working. After all, you are the one who fucked up our economy.

Apparently, an entire era is coming to an end. The America that we saw in childhood in American films is gradually changing. An ordinary American will no longer be able to drive to school in a Chevrolet Camaro, and after college buy himself a two-story house, 2 cars and start a family of 3-4 children. Now it's more like middle-class life.