Been working out, you know, not fanatically, whenever I have time or not too lazy. One thing really showed results is kettlebell. Not results in a bodybuilding senses. Results do show and are more noticeable than if I would use dumbbells. And my lower back does not hurt as much. Doing swings I guess. So yea, picked up this 35lb and just got moving.

I gave Scary Movie 6 a shot. Lasted about 15 minutes before I had to kill it. It’s just pure, cringe garbage.

At first, I wondered if I was just getting old—you know, the «old man yelling at clouds» thing. But then I realized I still go back and watch the first four movies all the time. The difference is simple: the old Scary Movie films were built on actual, decent movies.

Back then, the films they were parodying were actually iconic. They were movies people were watching, quoting, and obsessing over. When the source material is good, the satire works because you recognize what they’re making fun of.

But that formula only works if the movies coming out today are worth watching. Since about 2010, the «blockbusters» have been pretty much «swing and a miss», and a lot of them just feel like soulless, corporate woke garbage. If the movie you’re trying to make fun of is already boring or unwatchable, the parody is going to be even worse.

The Scary Movie franchise didn’t lose its touch because the comedy changed; it lost its touch because the movies it’s supposed to be mocking stopped being entertaining. You can’t make good satire out of shit content.

I mean, what the fuck is this annoying, ugly shit??? Maybe you have to be a 𝕏 junkie to know this waste.

When we were coming up in the 2000s, you’d see these people on screen — celebrities, massive stars, household names -  pulling in millions. You figured they were set for life. They had the mansions, the entourage, the ridiculous excess, planes and you honestly thought they were untouchable.

Then you hit 2026 and see them popping up in some soul-crushing, 30-second spot for a predatory payday lender or some bottom-tier, fly-by-night company that you know is a scam. Or a dumb ass casino app. It’s impossible not to look at that and think, «Damn, they actually hit rock bottom.» They burned through every cent of that fortune, and now they’re hawking garbage just to keep the lights on. It’s not just a career shift; it’s a humiliating, pathetic freefall from grace. The «extras» used to be the ones you didn't notice, but seeing a former icon reduced to a commercial shill for the cheapest companies on Earth? That’s the real tragedy.

Sergeant Major Maxwell “Ace” Archer was precision; a perfect sniper. Every element of his existence, was perfectly ordered. His schedule was a clockwork masterpiece, his accuracy unmatched, and his focus a laser beam. He was the embodiment of the ideal sniper: disciplined, efficient, and relentlessly, terrifyingly, on time. 

Living he's quiet life out in the woods, peaceful expensive house  with anything a human been needs to live a perfect life. With offshore bank account. 

Than as it usually end up happening is he meets a woman, whether its random or through the job he had to do. Falls in love, mad love. A missed shot, a careless mistake in planning, because all of his attention is on the woman, has caused a chaos. Reputation is ruined.

Circumstances of that, he loses the job that he worked so hard for and building trust and perfect job score. 

Him and his woman had to live that life behind to start a family, while killing all the people that was after him for not completing a job. It was a mess, but he did it. He did it for the love of his life and a new chapter they can begin building together. No more secrets and everything is shared. Working a steady construction job with bank account that had enough money to last for ever.

Few months pass and his woman cheats on him with explanation — «You are not the same tough guy I fell in love with and your hands are softer». Than she emptied his bank account, because she's an independent woman and needs to explore her sexuality in Dubai.

He developed a drinking problem and died on the street...

The end.

©Mad

Obnoxious movies Every movie is a fucking sexy model superhero with unreal abilities and what not. Whenever someone needs to be saved, it's a model looking woman. Or a lonely looking guy, somehow gets million bucks and walks in to the sunset with model. Never there was a hero movie, where a guy said — «You know what? No body is going to stop me, from saving MY FAT FUCKING UGLY BITCH WIFE!».

Unless it's a comedy.

I thought I was solid, but I got tripped up by a 20-year-old and a translation app.

I was 38, working a hi-lo. She was a 10—a 15 out of ten on a scale if you ask me. She found out I was Russian and used Google or Yahoo Translate to text me «Privet, kak dela?» every morning. She’d spend her breaks in my car and send nudes I didn't ask for. She put in the work to get in my head, and I fell for it. I did, big time.

To be honest, I got confused. Should I stay cold? What if she actually does feel something? Should I do this, should I do that? I developed feelings, and it messed things up.

I didn't know how to handle it. I started drinking because I had no idea how to control those feelings without alcohol. I never had. I was always wasted when it comes to women. I got confused, and I eventually quit the job just to get out of there because I couldn't function without thinking about her. When I reached out later, she was cold. She called me a loser and needy.

I still have the photos. I haven't shown them to anyone because I told her I wouldn't. Maybe it's a highlight of my life.

I’m 39 now, but I still feel 18 inside. We’re all just kids dealing with things, trying to navigate a world that feels more complicated every day. I miss the old-school way of doing things.

I remember being 19 and not working, just chilling. I went down to my dad’s job to visit him, and his boss was standing outside with a cigar and his old-school Chevy Corvette. There was no HR back then—just a payroll lady who didn't have a say in anything but your paycheck.

The boss just looked at me and asked what I was doing.

I said, «Nothing.»

He said: «Come back tomorrow, I'll put your ass to work.»

That was it. No long talk, no poetic moment. Just a grown man talking straight to a teenager. No one complained, no HR was called, and no one was offended. I showed up, and I worked.

Simpler times.

The modern internet has replaced the «Gatekeeper» with the «Algorithm,» and in doing so, it has effectively broken the scales of human merit. What used to be a clear distinction between talent and spectacle has been dissolved by a corporate «sugarcoating» that turns every «obnoxious idiot» into a «Content Creator.»

1. The Death of Descriptive Honesty

We are living through a linguistic scam orchestrated by tech giants to appease investors. By labeling «shameful professions» and «low-tier adult performers» as «Influencers» or «Actresses,» platforms like Google and Meta sanitize the trash to make it ad-friendly. When «selling farts in a can» is categorized alongside «Creative Arts,» the word «creative» loses all meaning. It isn’t neutrality; it’s cultural gaslighting.

2. The «Hawk Tuah» Economy

The most bitter pill for the «Hard Worker» to swallow is the Velocity of Stupidity. In the 90s, a person known for a single crude, drunken punchline was a local joke; today, they are a millionaire.

The Legit Creator: Spends weeks researching, writing, and designing to provide actual value, only to be buried by the algorithm.

The Viral Idiot: Spends five seconds being «loud and useless» and is rewarded with a lifetime of financial freedom.

This «slot machine» reward system is a slap in the face to anyone who actually builds, codes, or teaches for a living.

3. The Reverse Flynn Effect in Real-Time

The «Idiocracy» prophecy is being fulfilled. As IQs drop and the teaching profession collapses due to poverty wages, the youth are shown a «career path» where dignity is a liability. Why study when «showing ass in front of a salad» or commenting on a celebrity's anatomy generates more revenue than a PhD?

4. The Mirror of Shame

The feed doesn’t lie. When the top trending topics are «Sydney Sweeney’s chest» or «suitable dresses for the public,» it reflects a society that has lost its ability to think deeply. We have removed shame as a social regulator, and in its place, we’ve installed a «Like» button that validates the lowest common denominator.

The Bottom Line: The «Giants» aren't just hosting content; they are promoting a race to the bottom. For the hard-working creator, the only choice left is to roll down their sleeves and watch as the world waters its crops with Gatorade.