My boyfriend drinks a lot. And I absolutely don't mind. Moreover, I'm offering it to him myself! Because when he drinks, he fucks me until my knees shake, and then I can barely walk. When we do this when we're sober, he comes fast, and he doesn't have much of a boner… I feel selfish, but damn, how great he does when he's shit faced!

I haven't talked to my beloved godmother for three years because of my move to another city. Recently, she gave me her number through my mom and asked me to send her at least some pictures to see how I've grown up. I accidentally sent a photo with my husband's cock in my mouth. Yeah, I'm grown up alright. I've never been so ashamed.

At the age of 18, I fell for 45-year-olds (but there was no relationships then). At 20, I started dating a 46-year-old man. Then there was a 53-year-old man. My «record» is 60, and I wasn't with any of them for the money, it was all out of sympathy. I have a father. Some of my men were older than him. I can't tell anyone about my personal life, because no one will understand. I'm considered a loner, almost a virgin, and I'm very interested in sex, but… I love it a lot older, it's very exciting, but I don't want to be with my peers at all.

I do not practice anal sex, for me it is taboo, I have never given and will not give my beautiful ass to anyone. For me, the anus is not for entry, but for exit. But on the other hand, when I poop, I get tremendous pleasure.

I had a girl with huge breasts. When we fucked, they slapped each other or me so hard that I could cum just imagining it all. But my girlfriend and I broke up, and after her, I had everything as one, with size number 1. There was zero buzz. The girls are nice, kind, funny, but I stupidly wanted big tits. As a result, now I'm dating a hysterical woman, she drives me crazy, she might freak out over some small thing, but she has huge breasts, and every sex is a blast. I'm even ready to get married, because she hints at a wedding, although I'm not eager to get married. It's so stupid to get married for boobs, but I'm ready, I'm afraid of losing them.

I lost my virginity in a dream. No, I wasn't raped. I just had a vivid porn dream, something went wrong, and I woke up with the best orgasm of my life and a slight feeling that something was «wrong» in my lower abdomen. Three gynecologists didn't have a clue and confirmed the act of defloration. But I miss that dream. After all, I've never experienced such an orgasm again.

I work as a massage therapist (oriental massage), there are cute girls who, by their profession, need to be hurt first so that it will be good later. The most difficult thing is to control yourself when a half–naked girl is lying there, writhing and moaning. And you stroke her head and calm her down. But when you come home, you fuck your beloved as if it were your first and last time. You calm down from strong orgasms for 10 minutes.

I got a job, the team is young people, but I noticed that all the girls are, to put it mildly, «Chubby.» It turned out that the boss pays for lunch every day, provided that she chooses what her subordinates will eat. Naturally, everyone wants freebies, but the boss orders only fast food: burgers, French fries, cocktails with syrup… She doesn't eat, and the employees are slowly getting fat. I don't eat fast food in principle because I have a bad stomach. I was fired soon after, allegedly not suitable for them. And when we met, the boss honestly said that I looked too skinny against the background of her plump girls.

My wife and I have a mutual «right to left,» in other words, an open marriage. We discussed this a long time ago, and it's acceptable for both of us. Except she's had 10 lovers in that time, and I've only had casual sex once. I'm not jealous and I'm not going to give up a free relationship, but it's a shame that she's able to find partners, and I'm a loser.

Some jerk attacked me, wanted to rape me. He knocked me to the ground, put a knife to my throat, and told me to keep quiet. I froze in horror, and he began to peer into my face. When he took a closer look, his face twisted as if he had smelled shit, and he said, «Oh… I'm sorry,» he released me and left. Mixed feelings.

The wedding is in a week. But my brother couldn't stand it and confessed that once they ordered whores to the bathhouse, and one of them was… My fiancee. I kind of started dating her a month after that, and my brother kind of didn't dare say anything… and then he couldn't keep quiet. What should I do?

I had an affair with a good friend of mine a long time ago. At the same time, she was living with her regular man at the same time, but we didn't really care about that — we were friends, and we had great sex. At one point, she declares that I have a great dick, a wonderful size, and she fucking enjoys giving me a blowjob. Flattered, I wanted more compliments and details. To which she calmly continues: «I love giving blowjobs, but my regular man's dick is very big — it almost doesn't fit in my mouth, and your dick is just right.» I felt ambivalent about her answer.… I still don't know if it was trolling or really a compliment.

Once, at the age of 19, when I was still a virgin, I just jerked off a completely unknown guy. We were on the train, we started talking, and something like this happened. No one had any mental trauma, we were alone in the compartment, and the guy just left. And I, a terrible prude in life, always quite calmly recall this episode: well, I wanted to, well, I jerked him off. And it was really the craziest adventure of my youth, and that's the saddest thing about this secret.

I just heard a wonderful dialogue in the bar:

— Do you have tea?

— Unfortunately, no.

«Then I'll have a beer.»

— We have a delicious Italian non-alcoholic lemonade.

— Well, no, if there is no tea, then beer.

We were drinking with my wife's parents at the cottage. The father-in-law quickly drank himself and went to bed. My mother-in-law was silent for a long time, just smoking cigarettes one by one. Suddenly she started crying and complaining. Her husband fucked her literally and figuratively. He takes some hormonal medications, and he needs sex 3-4 times a day, and they're 63 years old for a minute. I had mixed feelings at that moment. On the one hand, I don't give a fuck about this information, on the other hand, I'm very interested in how he fucks her.

I'm 39. I recently persuaded my ex-wife, with whom I haven't lived for 5 years, to have sex. I noticed that my boner was much more stony on her 260 pound body than on the skinny ones who came after her, and in general it was better with her. I'm thin myself. But it was precisely because of her unwillingness to lose weight that the scandals began, leading to discord and divorce. Now I'm thinking of suggesting that we get back together.

I found out that I and a hateful colleague from work have sex together with same partner. I've never talked to him about «who else is he with», we just talk and meet periodically for sex. As it turned out, she has the same relationship with him. Well, now we have something to talk about and discuss. We are friends now.

The real magic of cowards. When you're so beautiful, dressed up, and wearing a set of beautiful sexy lingerie, do you expect to have great sex with your lover?… It won't happen under any circumstances!

But when you put on torn, washed panties, a bra contrasting with the panties in color, then there will definitely be sex! The fucking law of meanness.

One day we were visiting my brother and his fiancée. We were sitting in the living room watching a movie. During the break, there was an advertisement on TV about a super-duper loan, which you will receive without straining at all. The brother and the girl decided to take it and immediately began discussing which car they would buy with the money. A peaceful conversation turned into an argument, and the argument turned into a pretty big quarrel. They were never given a loan. They broke up.

I don't want to start a gender war, but how do you explain that almost all Stephen King horror stories take place in Maine and none in the state of Washington

I remember how we found out in high school that our classmate, a local good girl from the first desk, was giving blowjobs to almost all the guys who were there. The rumor spread literally the next day, and our classmate leaked it. Everyone's attitude towards the sucker has changed: some fucked up, some just looked crookedly, some pretended that everything was okay, but discussed it behind their backs. But I was killed by her reaction! She proudly said that she had such a need, and that was it! I didn't even realize she was branded now.…

We were lying with my husband, watching TV, and I decided to measure his penis. I got an erection, took a ruler, measured it, and was horrified. I don't understand how 6 inches could be enough for me. He asked: «Well, how much?» I replied, «7.5 inches,» and put the ruler away. He still thinks he's 7.5 inches tall, if he hasn't over-measured it.

I was on a nude beach for the first time. I'm not a nudist myself. I went in pursuit of new sensations. I chose a separate place, undressed. After some time, two young girls came, undressed and lay down next to me. The girls were very pretty with cool shapes. Naturally, I got a hard one after a while. They watched my erect penis with interest. And after a while, I came. Without even touching the penis. Just out of excitement. They smiled. And I quickly retreated.

A friend is trying to get with a girl. He's been in her friend zone for four years now, and during that time she's managed to fuck all his friends (including me), and even hooked up with his uncle.

I don't have a regular partner, I fuck with strangers, it turns me on a lot, especially fucking at his house, in his car or in a public place. But I started to realize that I wanted more. I want to be fucked by two men at once! I'm coming right out of this thought, but for some reason I can't make up my mind yet.