Our people have already been promised so much, but it’s still not enough!

Come in quietly, speak clearly, ask little, leave quickly.

Our country is rich, but temporarily poor.

Well, again there is no reason not to drink.

Nothing is given to us as cheaply as we want.

Measure several times and cut several times.

She followed him to Siberia and ruined his entire hard labor.

Let's cash in the Nobel Prize.

At the request of readers, our newspaper will be published in rolls and without text.

He who works hard, rests hard.

If you don't want it the bad way, it will be worse the good way.

That's the kind of person I am – I don't remember evil, I have to write it down.

A working day shortens life by 8 hours.

Speech without profanity turns into a report.

He who is born to crawl cannot fall.

The main thing is that the Kinder doesn't become a Surprise.

We have a huge village, with four sobering-up stations.

The wind in your head is never a tailwind.

Girl, you are so fashionable that it's not profitable for me.

Even if you've been eaten, you have two ways out.

Making a woman happy is easy, but expensive.

Better one time with Monica than every day with the whole country.

In every man's life, there comes a moment when it's easier to buy clean socks.

You find it funny, but I'm getting married.

All women want one thing, then another.

Everything is going well, just not in the right direction.

I can't stand it when others are working, I'll go lie down.

Everything that's not needed — goes to the children.

No, I'm not sleeping, I'm just blinking slowly.

There's no time for slow dances.

One head is good, but with a torso it's better.

Stand up for yourself, lie down for others.

If your head hurts, it means you have one.