A friend of mine is an equestrian. Yesterday, we got into a bit of an argument about sports. I told her that horseback riding doesn't actually build muscle. To prove my point, I decided to play the part of the horse. She climbed onto my back.

The following dialogue ensued:

Me: Come on, then—squeeze me with your legs.

Her: Maybe we shouldn't?

Me: What, too scared?

Anyway—long story short: I’m currently lying in the hospital with two broken ribs on my left side and one on my right. Never play «horsey» with an equestrian.