10. Guys don't give a damn about your nails, pantyhose, perms, high heels, or earrings. Sure, it creates a cool, cinematic vibe, but that’s not why we love you.

9. For a guy, conversation is a means of conveying information. We speak only if we have something to say. If there’s nothing to say—we say nothing. We don't need to exchange a lot of words to feel a connection.

8. After an orgasm, the already fairly empty space inside our heads becomes even more devoid of thought. And we like it that way. Just let us recover in peace and hang out in that mental void without having to strain our brains. Give us at least 3 or 4 months, and we’ll give you a call back.

7. Yes, we can live on a mattress and survive entirely on takeout. No, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. Any comfort in a guy's life usually comes about solely thanks to the efforts of the woman in his life.

6. We don't mind springing for coffee, dinner, or anything else—but only for those who would be with us even without those perks. If we get the feeling that we’re somehow *obligated* to do it, the desire to do so vanishes completely.

5. We find it incredibly difficult to do things we don't see the point in. That’s why we often forget to buy flowers. It takes a conscious effort on our part to grasp that this sort of thing actually matters to a woman.

4. When a guy says he isn't thinking about anything, he means it—literally. There’s no need to rush in and try to «fix» that.

3. Men go through life with a subconscious urge to screw anything and everything that’s even remotely attractive. But we aren't animals, after all. So it’s not as if we *only* want sex; we crave tenderness, intimacy, and all the rest, too. It’s just that, almost without exception, if sex isn't on the table, the rest of it doesn't seem particularly interesting to us.

2. Unlike the average woman, the average guy receives pretty much zero active attention from the opposite sex; consequently, even simple politeness can strike a guy as intense flirting. This isn't a sign of stupidity—it’s simply a lack of experience.

1. All of these points might turn out to be bullshit, subjective perception, or trolling—figure it out for yourselves. Have a good day.