Some women with fake boobs, fake asses, fake lips, fake nails, and fake facial features are looking for real men for some reason.

— Valentin, why don't we go get some vodka? Lena suggested.

«What do you mean?» Valentine did not understand.

— Literally. Lena explained. — We'll find a dubious cafe, grab some iced vodka, a simple snack, and slowly get drunk. Judging by your face, you don't shy away from such entertainment.

— What an unusual woman you are, Lena! Valentine marveled.

—The usual one, Valentine. Lena shook her head. — I also want to hear about the charming sparkle of my eyes, the dazzling smile, about how I took away your peace forever. But I understand that this is all the average man can say only after three or four shots of strong alcohol.

And I, after three shots of vodka, am already all in Valhalla and mentally fighting with Odin for the right to be the first to taste the sacrificial deer. Therefore, all this romance certainly gets into me, but I don't remember it. This, Valentin, by the way, is the black dualism and the tragedy of the existence of a modern woman.

— Well, you can drink through one, for example. I drink two shots and you drink one. — Valentin gallantly offered a solution.

— The hell I will. Lena said.

1. I usually check right away if I'm okay. Maybe there are food stains on the clothes somewhere, or food is left on the face. You can't tell if he's evaluating you or just looking at you.

2. Careful peeks through a book or phone seem very pleasant to me and are not so flattering. It's just as cute when a guy turns away in embarrassment because you caught his eye. I immediately smile and blush. It's nice to know that someone is attracted to you. But if a person looks at you with obvious lust, does not look away and grins like an evil clown, it's immediately obvious.

3. I'm trying to figure out who he's really looking at. Probably some pretty girl. I was at an event. At some point, everyone, and I too, started dancing. Suddenly, a handsome man started making circles around me. And I just stopped and started looking around to figure out who he wanted to dance with.

4. It depends on the situation. Recently, a guy came up to my car and leaned on the hood to check out my breasts. It was so disgusting. I was even upset because the guy was cute. In general, it depends on whether you know how to behave or not.

5. Since this rarely happens, I always think that someone has finally seen a person in me, and even an attractive one.

6. When a guy pays attention to me, it immediately seems to me that he has decided that I am strange, or something is wrong with my clothes. The idea that he might like me seems so incredible that it doesn't even occur to me.

7. When you catch quick glances or playful glances, it's very flattering, and my day gets a little better. But when people stare at you without looking away, you immediately feel uneasy, and even sometimes you begin to fear for your life.

8. It depends on whether I find him attractive or not. I'm usually stared at by men over 30, and it's creepy because I'm 18. In such a situation, I try to move to the side where I am not visible, although there have been several cases that I have been chased. If you like a guy, I can look back at him and make eyes at him.

9. I answer the girls who write here that they have never been evaluated. Yes, you just didn't notice it, because most men don't stare openly, but work with a passing glance, like a ninja. It takes us less than a second to evaluate you.

10. I hope he doesn't come over to get acquainted and ruin my day. I came to the hardware store to shop for repairs, not to look for new friends. I'm surprised, but men in construction stare at me most of the time.

11. To be honest, I don't like meeting people in inappropriate places at all. But if someone asks for it, then on the one hand you have to be polite so as not to offend the person by refusing, on the other hand, many people do not understand the word «no» or take it for a hidden «yes».

12. Listen to advice from a slightly tired lady. Never follow a girl, assessing her from behind. Don't touch her if you decide to get to know her. Don't stare openly, don't point a finger at her. Leave immediately if she has made it clear that the sympathy is not mutual. Always behave respectfully. If you want to compliment her, praise her clothes, jewelry, hairstyle, but not her figure. Always stand up for a girl if you see someone starting to behave suspiciously. In short, just be a normal person.

The more successful a free man becomes, the more aggressively women react to him. And it's not that you're bad, it's that you're too good.

1. «Uncontrolled freedom»

The first thing that infuriates women is your absolute freedom. You can move to another city, change jobs, or start a new hobby… And all this without regard to the «other half». In my practice, there was a case when a successful bachelor just bought a ticket and flew to Bali for six months. Try to pull this off in a marriage!

2. «Financial independence»

Oh yes, it makes them especially angry! You manage your money as you see fit. No arguments about whether you need a new console or whether it's better to buy a fur coat. Your wallet is your rules.

3. «High self-esteem»

A bachelor who is happy with his life is like a red rag for a bull. Women are used to the idea that a man should feel inferior without a relationship. And then you show up, happy and self-sufficient.

4. «Social challenge»

There is still a stereotype in society that a successful man must be married. And when you break this pattern, it causes aggression. You are like living proof that you can be happy without a stamp in your passport.

5. «Quality of life»

Do you know what else pisses them off? How good you look! In my practice, I constantly see how bachelors at 40+ look better than their married peers. No beer belly, fresh look, fashionable clothes.

6. «No manipulation»

You cannot be manipulated through guilt. «All normal men have been married for a long time»- remember that phrase? It doesn't work on you, and it pisses them off.

7. «Personal growth»

Free time = self-development. While married friends spend the weekend at their mother-in-law's cottage, you learn a new language, invest in investments, or conquer mountain peaks.

8. «Social competition»

You're a walking reminder to their exes that you can live a different life. Every successful bachelor's story is a blow to the stereotype of «after a divorce, life is over.»

9. «Myth Busting»

Last but not least. You are destroying the myth that a man cannot be happy without a woman. And that's probably what pisses them off the most.

P.S. Remember, being a bachelor is not a sentence, it's a privilege. And it's up to you to decide how to use your freedom.