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In a zombie apocalypse, the first thing you need to do is run to the sports store and grab all the protein!
Firstly, who knows how long it lasts.
Secondly, in a post-apocalyptic world, protein is in short supply, and protein doesn't make you hungry for a long time.
Thirdly, protein powder jars are big, so you can store anything in them. Or you can cut holes in them and wear them on your hands and head for protection!
I understand, the idea is brilliant, but I'm shocked myself.
During a live broadcast of Formula 1, a cameraman momentarily diverted his attention from filming the presenters and smoothly panned his camera toward a young woman walking past.
By way of justification, he also made a point of highlighting the McLaren team mechanics, who were likewise captivated by her.
It's really weird that they haven't come up with a «Who can I drink with?» app yet. It's like Tinder. You swipe and it says, «Ricky, 1 mile away, and he has a fifth of Jack Daniel's.»
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