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If you don’t like one of your girlfriend’s friends, here’s what to do:
1. Periodically ask how she’s doing.
2. Casually remark that «her friend looks great lately.»
3. Show keen interest in every conversation.
A couple of months later, that friendship will have vanished into thin air. Done—you’re brilliant.
It's really weird that they haven't come up with a «Who can I drink with?» app yet. It's like Tinder. You swipe and it says, «Ricky, 1 mile away, and he has a fifth of Jack Daniel's.»
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