I was seeing this one girl. She moved to another city to study, and about a month later, I went to visit her for the weekend.

Incidentally, she was living in a one-room apartment with two roommates. So, late that night—once we’d made sure the girls were asleep—we decided it was time to get a little frisky. But I felt kind of uneasy—awkward with them right there—so I suggested to my darling, «Hey, maybe we should go to the bathroom so we don't disturb their sleep?» To which she replied:

«Oh, it's no big deal; they're used to it by now...»

«Uh… WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'USED TO IT'?»

Oh, that awkward moment. You should have seen the sheer horror on her face at what she had just blurted out… What followed was a sleepless night filled with her sobbing and tears; the next morning, I packed my things and left...