1. When he comes home from work, it's best not to bother him for 10-15 minutes. He'll calm down, get over his mood, and start talking on his own.

2. Dumplings are the best food. When you say, «Honey, I didn't have time to cook today!» you should always have a pack of dumplings in reserve!

3. Socks disappear on their own. You buy him 20 pairs of identical socks, wash them, and there are only 39 left, and so be it. Don't try to find out where that one sock went. He probably doesn't know either...

4. Their consoles (computers, cars) are sacred!!! Even if you're just wiping off the dust, try to do it discreetly. So he doesn't see that you've touched his deity.

5. If you're going somewhere and need to leave at 10 am, it's normal that your alarm is set for 7:00, and his is set for 9:50. Don't nag him every 5 minutes. Yes, they can get ready in 10 minutes, and on top of that, they even manage to warm up the car while your majesty is finishing applying mascara.

6. If he wants to figure something out himself — let him! It doesn't matter what it is. Calling the internet provider, canceling a sushi order — if he has the initiative, let him do it himself.

7. If a man doesn't want you, right now, when you've decided to pounce on him, it's not that he doesn't want you, he just doesn't want sex right now. Do you have a headache? Menstruation? He has it too today. It just happens sometimes.

Women will disagree with me on many things (most likely), but in my opinion — this is the basics.

@ anon