My girlfriend wanted 69. I asked what it was. She said, «Well, lie down and I'll show you.»
I lay down. She squatted over my face and accidentally farted. She said, «Oh, sorry,» stood up abruptly, then squatted again. Farted again.
Here I stood up myself and said:
No, I'm out, I don't need another 67. 
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