One day, one man, deciding that his father was already old and was a burden, took him and put him in a nursing home. When he returned, his little son asked:

— Dad, tell me where the nursing home is?

— Do you want to visit your grandfather? — asked the man.

“No, I want to know where to take you when you get old,” the kid answered.

Hearing this, the man had tears in his eyes. He thought deeply, and then, quickly taking his son, he went and handed him over to an orphanage.

A girl I know has a wonderful dad, and suddenly it turned out to be a problem.

Dad is a tourist, a hunter, in short, one of those men who can fix anything and cook and build a house. And his friends are the same.

The girl spent her whole life in this environment, grew up, entered some kind of humanitarian university and went to study. She lives in a dorm in another city.

After the first session, she comes home for the holidays, and her parents are wondering if she has a boy there. It turned out that she didn't, because — Dad! What boy? I have a feeling that they are all some kind of aliens! They can't cook anything more complicated than a sandwich, and they call an electrician to change the light bulb. They had a picnic — they couldn't light a fire! If the electricity goes out tomorrow, they will die quietly under a bush!