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Damn! What crazy things happen in our insane world! I just heard this news, a little late, and I was shocked.
The incident happened in Mexico. A local farmer got pretty drunk in a bar, tried to pick up a girl, but was rejected.
With an unsatisfied erection, he went to his pig farm and saw his pigs there. He couldn't control himself, and he lunged at one of the beautiful sows to have sex with her.
But the pig is smooth, has no horns, and there's nothing to grab onto. The farmer jumped on her many times and slipped in the pig shit. He was completely covered in shit, and the pigs shied away from him.
His dick was also covered in shit.
He tried to grab the sow, but his hands slipped because they were covered in shit.
But the farmer didn't give up on his attempts to have sex with the pig and jumped on her again. And the pig squealed, as if she was being raped, and called for help.
A local boar heard the squealing. He ran over and saw the whole scene of attempted rape and rushed to defend his beloved.
A terrible fight between the boar and the farmer ensued. It was a real battle of males for a female. They were all rolling in the shit and strangling each other. Neither wanted to give up.
The boar won. He bit off the farmer's fingers and tore off his penis.
The wounded farmer was found in the pig shit without his penis.
He was taken to the hospital, but he died there of grief because he was left without a penis and lost the joy of life.
Fucking hell.
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