Every time a very wealthy person is arrested, I'm surprised. So wealthy that the arrest is shown on the news. It's like they went into his house, looked around, and decided: «Well, we have to show this to everyone!»

And every time such a rich person is arrested, there's always a golden toilet in their house. So maybe you should just catch them where they buy them? Just stand right outside the luxury plumbing store and arrest them there.

I don't know why they all need a golden toilet… Maybe billionaires see that everyone else has one and think: «Damn, I'm going to get arrested soon, it would be awkward to have a regular toilet. They'll think I'm some kind of loser. I need to get one.»