1. While playing Scrabble with my boyfriend, I traded a blowjob for the letter «N» and ended up scoring «equinox» on a Triple Word Score. Maybe not my proudest sexual moment, but definitely my best Scrabble result!

2. My husband has incredible stamina. Last year, on our tenth anniversary, I finally managed to bring him to orgasm using nothing but my hand and my mouth. I was so damn proud—and he was so damn proud—that his gratitude nearly sent me into a seizure.

3. I met my girlfriend's best friend for the first time, and her very first words were: «So *you're* the guy with the magic penis.»

4. I slept with the smartest woman I’ve ever met. She gave me some pills to boost my potency, and she had 10 (TEN) orgasms. I had two. We stopped because my back couldn't take it anymore, and it was 4:30 in the morning. We went on one more date, and then she dumped me. I was living with my parents and was far from having my life together, so no hard feelings.

Marissa, if you’re reading this: good luck to you, and thanks for the wonderful time I spent with you.

5. My girlfriend, her best friend, and I went on a camping trip. On the way there, my girlfriend’s car broke down, so we stayed at a hotel that only had one bed. My girlfriend dropped something under the bed and bent down to retrieve it. I was admiring her butt when I caught the eye of her best friend, who gave me a wink. We exchanged nods, and the rest is—quite literally—sweaty history.

6. I used to work at a large shopping mall that employed several hundred people. I had a fling with a coworker who went around telling everyone that I had a huge dick. Personally, I don't think so. Anyway, because of that, I ended up sleeping with about a dozen women there. Later, I transferred to a different store where—for some reason—everyone quickly found out about it there, too, and I did the exact same thing.

7. Three sisters in a single night—that will forever remain my proudest moment.

8. My girlfriend at the time wanted me to go down on her friend, because her friend's boyfriend wasn't satisfying her in bed—and I was simply magnificent at it. She literally wanted to rent me out to her girlfriends.