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A young woman comes to the doctor covered in bruises.
Doctor:
— Lord, how did this happen to you?
— You see, doctor, every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me with his hands and feet, until I fall.
«Don't worry, I have a cure for that. Next time your husband comes home drunk, keep some chamomile tea handy and start gargling with it as soon as he enters the apartment.»
A couple of weeks later, the woman returns to the doctor, looking happy and without a single bruise:
«Doctor, you're a miracle worker! When my husband comes home drunk, I gargle with chamomile tea, and nothing happens—he doesn't even touch me!»
Doctor (instructively):
— You see how sometimes it helps to just shut the fuck up!
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