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About superhero movies
Have you ever wondered why teenage mutant ninja turtles wear masks over their eyes? It's just that there's no point in hiding your face if you're a big green turtle with nunchucks standing on two legs. It's unlikely that anyone will look at you and say, «Oh, that's either Donatello, or my classmate.» I hate all these superhero movies because they're always based on the same script. For example, have you noticed that a superhero and a supervillain appear in the same city? There is no such thing as a superhero appearing in New York, and a supervillain in Tolyatti. And they're just talk on a phone for half a movie.
They call up: «They don't give me a visa, bitch, send me an invitation.»
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