«Simplicity is the key to brilliance»

Why are men like that:

1. Their ass is never the deciding factor during an interview.

2. Their orgasm is always true. Always!

3. Their last name remains.

4. The garage — is all of them.

5. They never plan a wedding celebration.

6. The car mechanic always tells them the truth.

7. They don't care if someone doesn't notice their new haircut.

8. The same job means more pay.

9. Wrinkles only add to their charisma.

10. They don't have to leave the room to improve their appearance.

11. Wedding dress 2000 USD, tuxedo rental 100 USD

12. People never look at their breasts while talking.

13. New shoes always fit.

14. One mood, always!

15. Phone calls — 30 seconds tops.

16. You only need one bag for a five-day vacation.

17. They open the jars themselves.

18. They get a kiss for every act of caring.

19. The price of underwear is $5 for three packages.

20. If they are 35 years old and lonely, no one notices it.

21. Three pairs of shoes are enough.

22. They don't wear heels.

23. If another guy comes to a party wearing the same clothes, they can become best friends for years to come.

24. They don't need to know the names of more than five colors.

25. They don't have to wonder how to tighten the screws.

26. They have a gift for not noticing rumpled clothes.

27. They have been wearing the same hairstyle for years, and even decades.

28. Their belly usually hides their big hips.

29. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color of clothing for all seasons.

30. They do manicure with a knife.

31. Shopping for the New Year for 25 family members is done on December 30, in a few minutes.