Some women with fake boobs, fake asses, fake lips, fake nails, and fake facial features are looking for real men for some reason.

Just hear it CEO, Owner, The founder of… Heavy sound to it, isn't it?

We all seen the movies when we were little, when a guy tells a girl he's a CEO of whatever. Wow! Success. We want to be that.

Now days it's simple. Create a domain name and some frontend. That's it. You are now the CEO, Owner, The founder of… Who is going to check? A girl at the bar? She never went further than the twitter comments section. Never fact check anything. No need, she heard a key word, «CEO». Heard of google? Yes, well, similar to that. Why your shoes got holes? Well, I got «Steve Jobs style» attitude. And now in her head she is a wife of «Successful, google like, CEO». Blah blah fucking blah.

And in the morning, just tell her that you have no income at all. Technically, you didn't lie at all. The word «CEO» was enough for her mind to create your Successful business model on her own.

©Mad